sign a joint income tax

Slang for taking a shit.

I'm going to go sign a joint income tax

by Daniel and Erik August 6, 2007

Progressive income tax

An income tax that becomes more and more burdensome and/or complex over time.

Progressive income tax

The "progressive income tax" like the income tax system of the United States of America is one of the ten planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx.

by Jon Davis January 14, 2004

I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.

The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.

Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.

by MathPlus September 28, 2020

income taxi

How people look spending their income tax on things they usually can't afford.

Girl, you see Shameka over there looking real income taxi with her new phone, hair, and nails!

by MICHELLEAPRIL September 17, 2016

Income Taxy

In-com Tax-ee

adjective

1. A person who drastically changes their typical behavior to that of a higher class or status during the first months of the year as a result of receiving a refund on their income taxes.

2. A person who shows off material possessions or a falsely inflated lifestyle either in the streets or on social media as a direct result of receiving income tax refunds.

3. A guy/girl who shows affection during the first few months of the year in hopes of getting a piece of your income tax refund check.

Lisa told me to put a grocery bag over my feet before entering her "new" car, she's been acting real Income Taxy lately.

James broke up with me and is seeing other women now that he has that new gold chain, Keshia told me he would get income taxey on me.

by TheShadeRoomInc April 22, 2017

Taxable income

Definitely not stolen property I obtained while participating in smurglaries.

The IRS doesn't know what taxable income is.

by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2022

Incometaxy

adj; (in-come-taxi)
A feeling of eagerness and accomplishment you get when its tax season.

Ive been feeling real incometaxy since I know how much to anticipate on my return this year.

by kydeelou February 26, 2023