Incestable

A blood relative with enough beauty to warrant serious contemplation of sexual relations.

I haven't seen my cousin Jessica since we were kids...fuck me running - she's incestable!

by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009

inewitable

in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun

1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.

2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America

"Inewitable! Goddamnit, open you're fuckin' eahs." - Dear Leader Kim Jong Il

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

inibitable

blasphemous, lacking taste

Carlos' comments in class were absolutely inibitable.

by brendan and ryan May 30, 2006

Inevitable

Bound to happen.

Spend your entire life working so you can one day lose it all. It is inevitable, you will slowly fade out of consciousness with every memory leaving your mind. Just knowing that you'll never remember your friends and family hits you really hard. Imagine keeping a well-paying job, kids, a wife, and losing it all in an instant. You end up asking yourself, "what's the point" if every single path leads to the same fate. death, death is inevitable

by ChingChongMudufuka October 30, 2018

Inevitable

Something that is bound to happen.
Impossible to avoid.
Eventually going to happen.

Death is inevitable, everything must eventually come to an end.

by AGasp April 24, 2008

Irritable Jowel Syndrome

A chronic disease suffered by a good friend of mine. Symptoms include yakking it up when he should be keeping his pie-hole shut.

Ken:Hey Norm, remember the time you, me & the 3 Mormon chicks....
Norm: Hey Ken, STFU! My wife's right here and doesn't need to hear about how I banged that Morman every day for 2 straight months in a row! You f*ing have irritable jowel syndrome, dude~~

by Bangboy December 26, 2009

incurable disease

a disease that cannot be cured, it is what you hope your room mates suffer from when they steal the best room in the house.

Sammi and Ron arrived at the house first, and took the room up stairs, JWOWW goes upstairs and is shocked it has been taken her response:
JWOWW: "I Hope they get a fucking incurable disease living up there."

by Dupl01nfinitum June 2, 2011