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impregnator

male who does not use protection there by getting horny girls pregnant
britney spears had an impregnator for a boyfriend now she has three kids and pays him child support.
by danbra June 11, 2011
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Snowball Impregnator

This is a slightly convoluted way to become impregnated if the female hates vaginal penetration. The female fellates the male and performs the well known 'snowball', spitting the semen into the male's mouth. Quickly, so as not to damage the sperm by over exposure to oral acids, the male then spits the semen into the female's vagina, thrusting it inside with his tongue.
If this technique is part of a prolonged sex act, then creampie or cunnilingus maybe part of the immediate following proceedings.
Childless Chap: My wife just hates it in the puss and in the bumhole, but we're trying to get her pregnant. She's also limbless and hates hospitals. And get this: she also had a very scary experience with a turkey baster as a child, how're we ever gonna get her up the spout?

Empathetic Chum: Perhaps you could try the old snowball impregnator?
by Phthalo Blue March 10, 2011
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impregnation rizz

The art of one manipulating a child into ones physical or emotional state to the point of falling in love.
Person 1: Ayoo that boy jace got that impregnation rizz
Person 2: Yeah bruh she really fell for it
by big flect April 2, 2023
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Mattress Impregnation

the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress
Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation
by Adam KT October 22, 2008
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Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!
Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.
by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010
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Impregnate the drain

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.
by LeMarcus June 23, 2006
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Impregnate and Vacate

to engage in sexual intercourse, resulting in conception of offspring, then fleeing the scene of the crime
"Dude that's clutch. You totally left her to fend for her own and that unborn baby. Nice impregnate and vacate." *High Five*
by votsteez June 23, 2010
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