improvable

A place or thing which can be improved, a person who is capable of improving themselves or is willing to listen to someone who wants to show them how to improve.

Eddie is not improvable, he doesn't even answer his Father's telephone calls or emails because he does not want to listen to his Father's advice. It seems he thinks he knows better.

by but for December 24, 2017

impregbake

Baking something delicious inside another delicious thing.

Impregbake example: an Oreo cookie baked inside a chocolate chip cookie, or a donut hole baked inside a cupcake.

by impregbake April 6, 2014

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

Impregnable

The definition for the vocabulary word impregnable is that one can never be defeated, under any given set of circumstances one may be granted nothing a life of empty pockets and broken dreams yet one may never be defeated.

Yo cam what you doing? Battling everyone's battle because I can handle it simply for the fact that I am impregnable, built Ford tough and may even have an astonishing value of honor.

by Mrimpregnable May 8, 2024

Impregnable

Robbie gains the ability of becoming pregnant

"Robbie has now become impregnable"

by zmbiekit September 7, 2025

Improbable Dollop

When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.

I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.

by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017