Implosive Diarrhea

The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

by BassDefender May 15, 2015

Implosive Diarrhea

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.

He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.

by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023

dick implosion

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."

by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013

Anal implosion

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.

A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.

by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006

Implosive diarrhea

Diarrhea that implodes after exiting the butthole, generating the most disgusting black hole known to mankind.

OH GOD OH FUCK IMPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

by Inquisitive Walnut September 21, 2019

Arabian Implosion

The act of ejaculating so hard inside of a woman's vagina that she and everything withing a 5000 mile radius implodes upon impact. The result of the implosion is an endless void of nothingness and death for all eternity. However, the user of this ancient technique is not harmed while in the process of an Arabian Implosion. The technique was created in Ancient Arabia, otherwise known as realm 8.4.

Grandpa: In my day, people used Arabian Implosions as a sign of power and brutal leadership to off anyone who dared cross their path. I just thought it was fun to nut really hard inside a ho.

by xXx_Nut_Meme_xXx December 5, 2016

implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.

Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?

by Guido1 March 12, 2008