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Hello ! I see that 'inside jokes' are not taken seriously - but I promise anyone who knows this individual - will agree with this definition. I promised my girl Ingrid that her name will be synonymous with 'Sauce' in Urban Dictionary by her birthday in June. Now let me tell you why. Ingrid is in harmony with the Sauce. She is the Sauce. The Sauce is Her. They are co-existing entities. She is the sauciest gal I know, traveling the cosmos with the vibe of a million galaxies. I beg you to simply add 'Ingrid' as a synonym for Sauce - as like I previously stated - the Universe created her in the image of Sauce. The world will understand. Bless your souls. Sincerely, your fellow Human
Would you like some Polynesian Ingrid with your Chikn-Minis?
by tmizzlepain September 11, 2021
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Ingrid

Ingrid is like a devil and and an angel at the same time. She looks like an angel but it's only around people she know that she act like one. Around people she dont considre friends she is devil IF not worse. She could kill with a look, she is probebly stronger than all the boys in your Class and she never looses an argument. A Key rule is to NEVER piss her of, never. Cauze if you do you only have a few houers left. Even tho half the school lus scared by Ingrid they secrtly Love her beacause of her humor, personality and incredeble looks
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Boy-pls dont kill me
by Harry pottha December 11, 2016
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Ingrid Newkirk

Leader of the domestic terrorist group PeTA.

Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is.
PeTArd #1="I heard Ingrid Newkirks second in command uses drugs that were tested on animals. Is that true?"

PeTArd #2="That can't be true. It would shatter my already delicate psyche and make me cut myself is some sort of sick, twisted, self-loathing orgasm."

PeTArd #1="ZOMG!!! IT IZ TRU!!!11!"

PeTArd #2=*cuts self and listens to Emo in the dark...
by General Logic September 21, 2008
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Ingrid

A super awesome person who is loved by all. She is incredibly talented and works hard at everything she does. She is wanted by all the guys especially the Harvard ones for some reason (creeps) She has glasses but doesn't wear them because they make her look like an earthworm. She is always happy and brings a smile to everyone's face. She has the coolest friends like melanie. Melanie is the bomb.com. Ingrid is hot.
Harvard: she's hot

Harvard 2: she's an Ingrid
by Meldoggo33 May 28, 2017
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ingrid newkirk

Leader of the domestic terrorist support group PeTA.
Recently found murdering pets in a PeTA owned deathvan, two members of Ingrid Newkirks organization await trial for animal abuse. While dumping freshly killed pets into dumpsters is acceptable under Ingrids watch, doing so in another state is illegal thus exposing PeTA for the hypocritical farce that it is.

By spending their tax-free contributions on defense lawyers for the likes of Rodney Coronado(leader of the known terrorist organization ALF), PeTA has distinguished itself as a support mechanism to such radical domestic terrorist groups. Naturally this expenditure is only part of their finaces. The overwhelming majority of their donations go directly to propaganda and advertising designed to cull new members and more donations.

Ingrids organization somehow enjoys tax-exempt status in spite of the overwhelming evidence supporting their shady dealings with radical groups. Openly suggesting vandalism, theft, and destruction of private property are all part and parcel for Ingrid Newkirk who is also an unashamed anti-humanist. Ingrids long list of anti-human race statements include such gems as the following:

1:"If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss your dog and he or she thinks it's great, is it wrong? We believe all exploitation and abuse is wrong. If it isn't exploitation and abuse, it may not be wrong."

2:"I'd go to work early, before anyone got there, and I would just kill the animals myself...I must have killed a thousand of them, sometimes dozens every day."

3:"PETA believes euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved."

4:"It is a totally rotten business, but sometimes the only kind option for some animals is to put them to sleep forever."

5:"We do not advocate 'right to life" for animals"

Lest it be forgotten, Ingrids own numbers support the assertion that her organization kills far mor animals than it helps, all while being condoned by Newkirk herself. Not only is she non- apologetic about her past, she openly continues killing animals at PeTA's headquarters. Out of more than 17,822 puppies, kittens, dogs and cats since 1998,14,419 of them were destroyed. In 2005 Newkirk killed 90% of the animals they took in and adopted only 6%. This is way below the national average for any shelter in America if not the world. Any short Internet search will produce reams of evidence against Ingrid and her organization.
Ingrid Newkirk rides horses with William Shatner? But he breeds horses! Isn't that a blatant hypocrisy?
Of course it is.
by General Logic September 21, 2008
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Ingrid Marie

She is a gorgeous girl, and her style is amazing. She is trustable and a real baddie when it comes to arguments! You are very lucky to have a Ingrid Marie in your live
Someone: Wow, Ingrid Marie is so pretty today
The rock: but she’s pretty everyday!
by Hellololilovetiktok November 13, 2021
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Ingrid is hands down the best person you will ever meet. A teddy enthusiast and lover of Harry Potter and lasagne . Jana's favourite person. Ingrid and Jana is best friends and will grow old together.
Girl 1: Awh look at Ingrid and Jana , they're best friend goals. I wish I had a friendship like that.
Girl 2: Yeah, they're a package deal. Like Kendall and Gigi , Ron and Harry , Evelyne and Alta.
by Jenabie April 28, 2019
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