Imhoff

When you try and jack off can and your dick just falls off

Henry was in such a mood to imhoff fall over

by Bigmouthmama March 22, 2017

IPOOF

(verb) An abbreviation for "I peed (or pissed) on Old Faithful." This term is used by an elite group of persons who have been able to sneak onto the famed Yellowstone Geyser and successfully relive their bladder contents onto (or on legendary occasions into) said Geyser. If caught attempting or in the act of joining IPOOF or even confessing to joining it before to the wrong person can result in severe punishments. Punishments include being fired from your work at Yellowstone National Park, a $750 fine, being banned from the Park for several years (which would prevent you from doing IPOOF again), and even being mauled by Smokey Bear himself.

Since the installment of the Webcams at Old Faithful, it has become near impossible to join IPOOF without being caught; thus, most successful members tend to be boomers, doing so at night.

My father is a member of IPOOF.
I got fired from my concessions job at Yellowstone National Park for becoming a member of IPOOF.

I got drunk in Yellowstone and joined IPOOF.

by Partridge of Crater Lake October 17, 2022

IMHOF

1: Acronym for the "International Motorsports Hall of Fame"
2: It is also some people's last name, originating from the Germanic area of Europe.

"Dude, I got into the IMHOF! yes!!!!!!"
"Man check out that Imhof chick, she's hot!"

by weenerfier July 24, 2009

imhof

to rationalize your way out of doing something
also: to neglect responsibility

"Nick, you'll never get that homework done if you continue to imhof!"

"But Eric, I've been imhoffing all my life!"

by trackstah07 July 27, 2009

iloof

a very round sluggish person. one who likes to lie around and eat potato chips on the couch with a nice cold beer on the bed side. Pot bellied fat human beings.

I hate it when iloofs are on the beach its sickens me.
Yeah me too they can't swim because they are so huge.

by Ryan Pater April 2, 2005

imoob

inverted nipples on man boobs

nice imoobs man!! You could use those imoobs for dipping bowls.

by Donnalene June 28, 2006

Impoflix

When he jumps up to stop the next episode from starting and can't do it before the countdown. Netflix. Impotence. Impoflix.

You are impoflix!

by Wendy Snickers February 3, 2018