Vanilla Ice Cream

When you cum all over our girls face in an awkward position.

Girl: This position is weird
You: Yeah I know, imma give you a vanilla ice cream:)
You: SPLAT!!
Girl: Coughing Gurgling

by Joe Joe BoB June 5, 2009

Licking vanilla ice cream

Similar to grabbing a chocolate bar but it's a black/Caribbean guy randomly walking up to a white girl and asking for sexual favors.

Unless you're a decent guy looking for an interracial fwb don't go licking vanilla ice cream

by Uncle Dimma December 25, 2021

Vanilla Ice Cream

What white girls eat when they are sad and desperate, this can usually lead to living alone with 30 cats wile watching Friends on Teen Nick.

"Hey Sally why are u crying?"

"Because Ryan broke up with me."
"Now i'm hungry and i'm eating vanilla ice cream."
"You desperate Bitch!"

by rouch67 October 25, 2014

Vanilla Ice cream

A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks

Omg Phil, you're a vanilla ice cream

by Fadd98 June 12, 2018

Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.

Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.

by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020