"IVS" is an acronym that stands for Indestructible Vagina Syndrome. This is the name given to a woman that can be kicked in the crotch and be unharmed.
*HYAH!*
"Ha! I just kicked your vagina!"

"I have IVS, therefore, I am unhurt."

"Oh, shi-"
by Mistress 9 November 16, 2008
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Is as beautiful as can be, a wonderful person to be with, you'll always want her around because her smile lights up the whole room, once you meet her you'll never be able to forget her she'll always be stuck in your head, she is the bestes friend there can be, but don't get her mad cause she will destroy you don't let her size fool you she may be small but she can be crazy but over all she is just an amazing person
by COOKIEEEE1519 January 3, 2014
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A literal chad with a huge PP. Everyday you should strive to be like Ives and show those around you that they should too.
if you ever meet a dude named Ives keep him at all cost dude is usually jacked or buff never both with a great sense of humor he tends to be great with people and has a tendency to punt kids that aren't his own he is usually seen without his shirt on Thursday
Bro my dad called me an Ives when i was stripping at a near by college
by Go0fy January 5, 2022
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A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.
Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake"

Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"

Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"
by brtcn007 July 20, 2011
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Intertwined Vagina Sydrome- When a boyfriend and girlfriend spend so much time together that the guy grows a vagina and they become unseperable.
Good lord those two are connected at the hip. Nope they've just got IVS
by horsenutsmez February 29, 2012
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IVS stands for itchy vagina syndrome. Some days your just itchy down there, it could be a disease or because you just haven't shaved in a few days but whatever the reason you just can't stop touching your vagina.
Emily, stop touching your vagina, do you have crabs?

No, I just have IVS!
by EJM July 2, 2007
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