Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”
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Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.
P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.
by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020
Get the israeli lawnmower mug.When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.
drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"
by amaral11 December 31, 2010
Get the Israeli Nasal Slapper mug.a) The act of carrying a firearm with a loaded magazine inserted but no round in the chamber.
b) If using an open bolt design, the act of carrying a firearm with the bolt closed and a loaded magazine inserted.
Using this method, if the user wishes to fire the weapon, they must first actuate the slide/ charging handle.
This technique was made popular by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). The IDF used this technique to insure there pistols wouldn't go off after being dropped or hit. However, most modern pistols are designed to be drop safe, making Israeli carry for modern pistols obsolete.
Israeli carry is useful when carrying a firearm that has an open bolt design. To prevent failures it is imperative to keep the bolt closed. When the bolt is left open for extended periods of time, dust and other particles can accumulate causing the weapon to fail.
b) If using an open bolt design, the act of carrying a firearm with the bolt closed and a loaded magazine inserted.
Using this method, if the user wishes to fire the weapon, they must first actuate the slide/ charging handle.
This technique was made popular by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF). The IDF used this technique to insure there pistols wouldn't go off after being dropped or hit. However, most modern pistols are designed to be drop safe, making Israeli carry for modern pistols obsolete.
Israeli carry is useful when carrying a firearm that has an open bolt design. To prevent failures it is imperative to keep the bolt closed. When the bolt is left open for extended periods of time, dust and other particles can accumulate causing the weapon to fail.
a) I always Israeli carry my Uzi to keep the dust from entering the chamber.
b) I always see him Israeli carrying his Glock, doesn't he know it's drop safe?
b) I always see him Israeli carrying his Glock, doesn't he know it's drop safe?
by Geralt...of...Rivia October 17, 2020
Get the Israeli carry mug.The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.
Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."
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