Iowa unit

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds

My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.

by spideyskin April 19, 2021

Satoru Iwata

The current president of Nintendo. Born in 1959. Brilliant and kinda cute.

Satoru Iwata used to work for HAL Laboratory, Inc.

by Slim November 22, 2004

Iowa Dab

Putting a little bit of kief in a pipe and smoking it all in one hit, like a dab. Because hash is nonexistant over here.

Got any hash man? No but we can take some Iowa dabs.

by Iowa Dabber November 29, 2013

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.

Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019

Iowa Caucus

A physical representation of a modified painting based on the dogs playing poker. Except in this the dogs are replaced by Albino Gorillas and the cards and poker chips are replaced by feces. And the winner gets to be President.

"Hey Jim, that Iowa Caucus is tonight! I bet you five fucks that Jojo wins!"
"Ooooh, sorry Randy, I don't have any fucks to give."

by Hammer Balls January 3, 2012

Ionatan

Big BOI who is nsfw
Addicted to snorting Oreos and sucking dem cucumbers

Ionatan stop sucking dat cucumber

by Fidkdksjansnd June 4, 2019

Iowa Surprise

An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.

"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."

"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"

by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012