Inevitable Internet Entropy Theory

The theory that given time everything on the Internet will devolve into poor quality content designed to drive advertisement revenue through clickbait, stolen, and/or inflammatory content.

To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.

by Admiral Yesterday February 18, 2015

inewitable

in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun

1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.

2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America

"Inewitable! Goddamnit, open you're fuckin' eahs." - Dear Leader Kim Jong Il

by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012

Inevitability

Something that cannot be stopped, altered or denied in any way.

Something that is fact, nay fiction, and will occur at some point through time no matter what actions are taken to prevent it.

"The MacManus Marauders are going to kick some Tony Romo ass; it's an inevitability!"

by FactNayFiction October 19, 2008

ejaculatory inevitability

The point during sexual intercourse where the male realizes he is about to cum (ejaculate) no matter what he does to stop it. Usually at this point semen has already entered the base of the shaft of the penis, so the male cannot stop the ejaculation process no matter how hard he tries.

Grunting and groaning and kegeling didn't help he had cum up his shaft and he was at his point of ejaculatory inevitability.

by hollywoodbackpacker June 1, 2011

Inevitable

Bound to happen.

Spend your entire life working so you can one day lose it all. It is inevitable, you will slowly fade out of consciousness with every memory leaving your mind. Just knowing that you'll never remember your friends and family hits you really hard. Imagine keeping a well-paying job, kids, a wife, and losing it all in an instant. You end up asking yourself, "what's the point" if every single path leads to the same fate. death, death is inevitable

by ChingChongMudufuka October 30, 2018

Inevitable

Something that is bound to happen.
Impossible to avoid.
Eventually going to happen.

Death is inevitable, everything must eventually come to an end.

by AGasp April 24, 2008

inevitable

Inevitable means that something is ultimatley going to happen, and theres no way out of it.

My period is coming. its Inevitable.

by bruntanng December 28, 2005