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inertia whore

A politician or oligarch who sells himself and sells out egalitarian ideals in order to maintain an illussion of status quo while hoarding resources and retaining power within familiar institutions, albeit diseased and and unsustainable ones.
The temporary 2004 tax cuts which morphed into the 2012 hedging to waylay equitable tax reform keeping prolonged focus on the "fiscal cliff" and simultaneously characterising U.S. pensions (Social Security) as a contributory cause for federal deficit prove John Boehner to be such an inertia whore.
by jimmshorts January 3, 2013
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Inertia Client

by fghj;kl January 22, 2022
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inertia bowl

a type of smoking device for tobacco or marijuana — basically looks a swirly straw but the heat from the movement makes the smoke more potent.

can lace with cocaine if desired
yo bro, that inertia bowl fucked me uuuupp.
by bodacious2628 February 28, 2022
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Homework Inertia

The amount of effort it takes to get started on your homework.
Jim has a lot of Homework Inertia, he took until 11:00 PM to care about getting started on it.
by andy2stacks September 22, 2012
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Melodic Inertia

noun.
The undeniable force from music causing movement in humans.
1. Everyone ran to the artist Fake ID's concert to feel the melodic inertia.
2. The melodic inertia was in the room tonight!
by MrMelodicInertia November 30, 2022
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Relationship Inertia

In the absence of an external force, a relationship in motion tends to stay in motion. This is when a couple has been together for a long time, and even though they don't seem overly happy with the situation, they stay in the relationship because why not. They are comfortable and probably too scared to experience a dramatic change and take their chances alone or with someone else. When asked, they individually might say that they do not want to marry their current significant other, but they have no plans to end the relationship and everyone pretty much assumes they will in fact get married even though their relationship has lacked a spark for quite a while. Eventually the urge to experience what life outside of the stagnant relationship has to offer is overcome by the fear that now it might be too late or not worth it and so people often succumb to RI, accepting lifelong mediocrity, perpetual what-ifs, and inevitable divorce down the road. RI usually causes more strife for all parties in the long run than it does if an individual acts proactively to avoid it and deals with the short term consequences. The longer RI exists, the more difficult it is to escape mentally, emotionally, and socially because of the awkwardness it would cause among family and friends if the relationship ended abruptly, as well as the overwhelming and growing guilt felt by the person who decides to end it.
Relationship inertia is sometimes seen when a couple gets into a serious relationship at a young age, such as in high school, and then stays together for many years and/or through college even if they have outgrown each other, especially if one or both of the individuals' only sexual partner has been the other in which case anxiety about sexual experience and an overly-stressed sense of loyalty also stabilize RI.
by Anonymous23265381 October 10, 2013
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The Inertia

The act of slamming on your car brakes whilst climaxing (during oral sex) causing your partner to slam his/her head into the steering wheel and receive a hearty mouth full of cum.
While getting some road head, Andy decided last minute to give Sara The Inertia so he slammed on the breaks and making one angry jizz fountain.
by chewill June 20, 2011
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