Imminent Death Syndrome

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.

Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!

by Kiko December 19, 2003

Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA)

The feeling that a person gets when they are very close to graduating from their undergraduate/ graduate/ doctoral /advanced field of study degrees.

It is characterized by having no motivation to complete your assignments or study for your labs/exams, or invest any effort at all whatsoever in the remainder of your course work simply due to the fact that you are SO CLOSE to being done.

N: "Oh man, I'm so close to being done my undergraduate degree! I have only two assignments left, but I don't want to do them. Why God Why?!"
D: "You, my friend, have Imminent Graduation Apathy (IGA)"
N: "What's IGA?"
D: Imminent Graduation Apathy. You lack any motivation to invest any effort in the remainder of your course work, given that you are so close to being done.
N: You're right, I do have IGA. Why do I have to get it now, right when I'm so close to being done undergraduate?
D: *Sigh* Such is the way of IGA. It is a disease, like chickenpox. There is no escaping it. Everyone must get it at some point in their lives.

by Jos Louis April 3, 2013

Imminent Pussy

A sexual encounter that is likely to occur at any moment; guaranteed sex. A situation where getting ass is all but certain.

Dude, I am feeling so lazy. It is going to take some imminent pussy to get me off my ass!

by The Supporter (again) December 22, 2008

imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.

What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

Imminent Immigrant

Imminent Immigrant is an individual moving from one country to another, really quickly.

"Hey Barry. I need an immigrant here really quickly"

Barry, "you need an Imminent Immigrant, mate"

"Cheers Barry"

by g4lyfe September 13, 2016

epic fail imminent

Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation

In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>

by epicpwner v.2 March 14, 2008

Danger Imminent

a femme fatale; a hot tamale

guy 1: who is THAT?
guy 2: That girl is danger imminent.

by Zannahoria February 20, 2010