ikea

A giant maze with furniture inside it.

guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.

by jjmchobo June 3, 2011

Ikea

(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked

I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.

by YaBoyCheesecake November 7, 2017

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Ilena

A nice and beautiful girl. No one would ever call her ugly, she has a great body and facial features. She has a-lot of friends and no body hates her.

“Wow that girl is beautiful, whats her name?”
“Ilena.”

by fosrasaja June 4, 2019

ikea bird

is a bird from pewdiepie, came from ikea. somehow found in the wild

Pewds : keep on eye on water sheeps grave

ikea bird : O K

by rexxokmakepewdiepie July 25, 2019

Ivena

A hecking awesome person who always looks out for others. She has a rough time sometimes helping herself, but does not choke to help others. You should be more then happy to call her your friend.

Ivena is an amazing friend. You should meet her.

by Good Guy Nick November 7, 2021

IKEA

Swedish for "see if you can put this shit together."

OK, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to IKEA."

by [HD]LG August 14, 2009