I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

by BAD BITCH HOUR January 12, 2021

I.D.T.S.

(Acronym) "I Don't Think So." First used circa 2004 by Elizabeth Soto and friends.

In response to trying to get something for nothing: SELLERS WANT INTERNATIONAL POSTAGE FOR LOCAL RATE. "I.D.T.S."

As a threat: "I.D.T.S. pal!"

In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "I.D.T.S."

by Elizabeth S October 9, 2008

I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!

"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019

i.d.t.h.f.w.m

i.d.t.h.f.w.m: i dont think he fw me. (fw: f*ck with)
basically saying wanting nothing to do with someone.

*texts homegirl*
Homegirl 1: he be acting weird nd sh*t.

Homegirl 2: wym ?
Homegirl 1: like i feel like he wanna play me. he dont show any interest in me no mo. so..ion kno. i.d.t.h.f.w.m.

by daisyyyyyy_1 March 19, 2023

i.j.w.t.d.b.i.d.w.t.d.m.m

I just want to d!e but I don’t want to disappoint my mom

I.J.W.T.D.B.I.D.W.T.D.M.M

by iitsphoebe June 29, 2020

i.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

I Don’t Want To Kill Myself I Just Want The Pain To Go Away

Friend: Hey you good?
Me: no I.d.w.t.k.m.i.j.w.t.p.t.g.a.

by Xo._Shiann June 28, 2020

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020