I don't care

You care immensely.

1: "I'm gay!'
2: "I don't care."
1:
2: "But-"

by BATMN every day January 18, 2019

newsflash: i don't care

A moderately unkind smart-ass thing to say to someone who says something that doesn't matter. Most people who say this are either in a bad mood, not a nice person altogether, or don't like the person they're talking to. It's not very clever, but alot of people thing it is.

Bill: Hey my cat threw up today.
Joe: Newsflash: I don't care!

by Diana Stephens May 21, 2005

I-don't-care-ican

An American that is completely apathetic as to what is going on in the US of A.

"I want to move north and be a Canadian
Or hang down low with the nice Australians
I don't want to be another I don't care-ican
What are we gonna do Franco, Franco Un-American"
-Franco Un-American by NOFX

by illEATurHARTout May 25, 2005

I don't care to do that

West Virginia saying, meaning what, anywhere else, would be, "I'd be happy to do that."

When asked to fix dinner, Sam stated, "I don't care to do that." and began fixing dinner.

by WV transplant February 25, 2012

I don't care bear

the little kindergarten kid that smelled like piss, and played with carebears in the corner

hey you wanna play power rangers kid?

don't talk to him thats the "I don't care bear!"

by Johnnykins March 21, 2008

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.

John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

by gateboy6 June 10, 2013

I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.

I don't care who y'ar...Applebee's is good.

by nolangray January 19, 2012