Then I found five dollars!

When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.

Hey you know what I miss about being a little kid? Playing Candyland. Then I found five dollars.

by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004

i got five on it

"I got five on it" is a statement from the Luniz. They were a rap duo from the yay area. The term means i got five on: that sack, that bottle, that BLUNT... hahaha

Ya, i got five on it. Hurry up and roll it up

by maxinda925 January 31, 2005

And then i lost five dollars...

a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on

i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...

by young thunda May 27, 2010

and then I found five Euros

Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.

Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!

by Ciao Bella June 16, 2006

i got five on it

An expression a student typically says when he or she did well on a College Board AP exam.

"Hey man, how'd you do on that AP fizzics exam yo?"

"I got five on it, n*gga."

by missymissy May 3, 2009

I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.

Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021

i got five on it

I'll give you five bucks for that shit.

Motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack.

by Nick D February 8, 2003