by Hell4aHuslta January 24, 2003
a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."
...and then i found 5 dollars."
by defying gravity May 24, 2004
When you start off telling a story that you think is extremely interesting, but as you keep talking, you realize it is actually very boring, this phrase can be thrown in at the end of the story to try and make it slightly better.
People always love a good "finding money" story.
People always love a good "finding money" story.
Jane: "Oh my God the craziest thing happened to me over the weekend! I was walking down Main St, and I saw that the light ahead was about to change. So I had to run to cross the street and I just made it in time... And then I found five dollars!"
by zcmini November 20, 2011
When you have said something utterly retarded this phrase can be added to the end of your statement thereby nullifying the fact that you have just made a complete jackass of yourself.
by Ted Hartman October 06, 2004
a phrase used to make a boring story more interesting, and keep people from thinking you have alot of money, so you can borrow some from them later on
i just ate about 3 apples but i got bored with the fourth one so i threw it a way... And then i lost five dollars...
by young thunda May 27, 2010
Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.
Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!
by Ciao Bella June 14, 2006
I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 15, 2021