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by uhhh March 23, 2005
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Hyphie is stupid and so are you
Instead of saying Hypie why not say "let's have fun!"
Hyphie is stupid and so are you
Instead of saying Hypie why not say "let's have fun!"
by Project Coding August 17, 2006
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Person 1: Ugh. The new neighbor's dog, Hyphie, is too energetic.
Person 2: I know, right? He barks too much too.
Person 1: Yeah, he does.
Person 2: I know, right? He barks too much too.
Person 1: Yeah, he does.
by Katt113 April 3, 2014
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Get the Hyphie mug.The movement of "hiphoppers" originating in the West Coast/ Bay Area, spreading nationwide, which involves activities such as wearing stoner shades, and ghost riding the whip. A hip hop culture movement of the 2000's.
by Bishop May 27, 2006
Get the hyphie movement mug.For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.
Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.
Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!
Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!
by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012
Get the Hyphenated-Names mug.A terrible disease like Ligma, Sugma, and Sugondese but instead of being a joke on male testicles it's replaced with the script of the flex tape infomercial. An example would be:
Me: " Honey, im back from the doctor, he said- he said that I have stage 2 hyphil."
WIFE: "W-wait, what? I don't know what to say..."
WIFE: "Well, could you tell me what it means?"
ME: "Are you sure you want to hear this?"
WIFE "...yes, please tell me"
ME: "Ok, here it goes"
ME: "Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!"
WIFE: "I want a divorce"
WIFE: "W-wait, what? I don't know what to say..."
WIFE: "Well, could you tell me what it means?"
ME: "Are you sure you want to hear this?"
WIFE "...yes, please tell me"
ME: "Ok, here it goes"
ME: "Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!"
WIFE: "I want a divorce"
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