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Hyperthought

a stage of thought when your thoughts are raceing constantly. usually granting you superhuman mental abilities.
dude i hyperthought about fucking your mom last night.
dude i hypethought about that riddle and solved it in 5 seconds
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Hypertension

Hypertension is a long-term health condition whereby the blood pressure in the arteries is constantly elevated. Blood pressure is the pressure of the blood within blood vessels and is measured in ‘millimetres of mercury’ (mmHg) using two numbers; for example, 120/80mmHg.

According to the NHS, more than one in four adults in the UK have high blood pressure but many won’t even realise it. The only way to find out is by having your blood pressure checked.

Noticeable symptoms of hypertension are rare as the only time someone will notice symptoms of hypertension will be when their blood pressure reaches dangerously high levels. This is known as hypertensive crisis and the symptoms for this include severe headaches and anxiety, chest pain and an irregular heartbeat.

Hypertension puts lots of strain on blood vessels, the heart and other vital organs such as the kidneys. Having high blood pressure increases the risk of the following serious, and potentially life-threatening medical conditions:

Heart Disease.
Heart Attacks.
Kidney Disease.
Vascular dementia.
Strokes.
Heart Failure.
Ways of treating and managing hypertension include:

Watching your diet – Avoid foods high in saturated fat and sugar. Replace them with fruits and vegetables.
Leading an active lifestyle – Begin adding more exercise to your day. Start by walking regularly and then move onto jogging if you can.
My friend has hypertension.
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epididymal hypertension

Hey tommy I had some epididymal hypertension last night
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Hyperthetical

The discussion of theory on which there can be no conjecture; irrefutable evidence exists to prove or disprove the theory.
Hyperthetically speaking, if there was no Internet then there would be no Urban Dictionary (apart from in our hearts of course).
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HYPERTHERMIA

EMILY WEITZENKORN
emily weitzenkorn is at anna leone’s hockey game and is getting hyperthermia while watching the game
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hyperthetical imperative

The phenomenon of categories traversing from the future.

Right-action as appearing-from-the-future.
The hyperthetical imperative states that "doing the right thing" comes from the future.
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HyperTheWeirdo

Not a really person to find, but if you do, I'm 100% sure you'll love them!
A great funny person, amazing feelings and can make you laugh in seconds.
(Can also be abreviated by Hyper)
1 - Hey man, did you heard the joke HyperTheWeirdo made?
2 - Hell yeah! That was fucking hilarious.
by shiouri1k March 1, 2021
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