Hydroplane

When one man urinates on a glass table while another man laying underneath, watching, and pleasuring himself.

Eric and another male left the bar to go home and hydroplane

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

Hawiian Hydroplane

Although quite a difficult and messy manuvure, the Hawiian Hydroplane involves a girl laying a diarreha onto a slip'n'slide, making sure to cover the whole slide, then proceeding to sit nude spread eagle on the end of the slide. Then the man, also nude, sprints a short distance and slides down the 'reha laiden slip'n'slide on his knees with an erection, positioning himself in a way to where his penis can enter the girls snatch upon collision at the end of the slide.

Dude, it was so hot outside yesterday and me and my girl were really horny so we decided to kill two birds with one stone with the Hawiian Hydroplane.

by mpeagle February 4, 2009

semi hydroplane

When you have a semi-boner and you piss while closing your foreskin so it fills up.

Shit dawg i had to piss so badly after i fucked that slut yesterday i had to do a semi hydroplane to the toilet.

by Nathmathics November 25, 2016

hydroplaning

occurs when water builds up in front of your tires faster than your car's weight can push it away. That's when the water gets between your tires and the road so that your car feels like it's gliding and possibly OUT-OF-CONTROL.

you are just going along on a wet road and your car is like "OH I DONT THINK I WANT TO BE ABLE TO STEER ANYMORE" and you lose control of the car. you think to yourself "FUCK HYDROPLANING"

by Xander D'Angio June 27, 2006

hybroplaning

overuse of the word "bro" or any other form of it.

"brotown, let's listen to some brohemian rhapsody as we eat some bramen noodles."

"dude, you're hybroplaning."

by Le13ron February 27, 2008

hydroplastiatic

the Calvin's definition of what celebrity "Megan Fox" cannot spell, in other words very hard word to learn in English class.

Calvin: I bet you cannot spell hydroplastiatic.
Timmy: Ofcourse I can!

by olivemythomas December 16, 2010

Hydroplaning

1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water

2. A Combination Of Being Drunk & High. Which Results In

1. "AHHHH, Fuck I'm Hydroplaning !"

Keep Calm and try to control the car.

2. Mix the drank with the dank, Got me feeling great. I'm Hydroplaning ! - Big KRIT "Hydroplaning feat. Devin The Dude"

by CHICHA February 21, 2013