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Hawiian Hydroplane 

Although quite a difficult and messy manuvure, the Hawiian Hydroplane involves a girl laying a diarreha onto a slip'n'slide, making sure to cover the whole slide, then proceeding to sit nude spread eagle on the end of the slide. Then the man, also nude, sprints a short distance and slides down the 'reha laiden slip'n'slide on his knees with an erection, positioning himself in a way to where his penis can enter the girls snatch upon collision at the end of the slide.
Dude, it was so hot outside yesterday and me and my girl were really horny so we decided to kill two birds with one stone with the Hawiian Hydroplane.
Hawiian Hydroplane by mpeagle February 4, 2009

semi hydroplane 

When you have a semi-boner and you piss while closing your foreskin so it fills up.
Shit dawg i had to piss so badly after i fucked that slut yesterday i had to do a semi hydroplane to the toilet.
semi hydroplane by Nathmathics November 25, 2016

hydroplaning 

occurs when water builds up in front of your tires faster than your car's weight can push it away. That's when the water gets between your tires and the road so that your car feels like it's gliding and possibly OUT-OF-CONTROL.
you are just going along on a wet road and your car is like "OH I DONT THINK I WANT TO BE ABLE TO STEER ANYMORE" and you lose control of the car. you think to yourself "FUCK HYDROPLANING"
hydroplaning by Xander D'Angio June 27, 2006

hybroplaning 

overuse of the word "bro" or any other form of it.
"brotown, let's listen to some brohemian rhapsody as we eat some bramen noodles."

"dude, you're hybroplaning."
hybroplaning by Le13ron February 27, 2008

hydroplastiatic 

the Calvin's definition of what celebrity "Megan Fox" cannot spell, in other words very hard word to learn in English class.
Calvin: I bet you cannot spell hydroplastiatic.
Timmy: Ofcourse I can!
hydroplastiatic by olivemythomas December 16, 2010

Hydroplaning 

1. The uncontrolled movement of an automobile when the tires loose traction with the road and move on a low friction surface of water

2. A Combination Of Being Drunk & High. Which Results In
1. "AHHHH, Fuck I'm Hydroplaning !"

Keep Calm and try to control the car.

2. Mix the drank with the dank, Got me feeling great. I'm Hydroplaning ! - Big KRIT "Hydroplaning feat. Devin The Dude"
Hydroplaning by CHICHA February 21, 2013