hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

whybernate

1. Sleeping for extended periods of time due to feelings of general nihilism, uselessness, or ennui.

2. Doing nothing for nothing's sake.

"Your job sucks, it's the middle of winter, you're single and you have no friends. Just whybernate for a few weeks and hope for the best."

"Caroline has been whybernating in her room for days, just repeating 'What's the point?' over and over again."

by ADeepDarkSoul December 13, 2013

Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010

guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 29, 2011

Hibernate

A computer feature that many people do not use, which allows the computer to to shut down while playing music, games videos, browsing, and running antivirus scans all at the same time. When the computer turns on again, all tasks resume at where they were as if nothing happened.

Despite how awesome that is, most people still close down all their programs and shut down, only to have to start them up again when rebooting.

The idea behind it is simple. Take pretty much everything on the RAM and copy it to C:\hiberfil.sys, which is read again when the system resumes.

Fred was Photoshopping, video editing, chatting, browsing, playing Crysis, writing music, and working in 3D Studio Max on his laptop, but he had to pack up and go to work so he simply saved all his work and hibernated the system.

by t3hb1gb0i December 15, 2010

Hibermate

When you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover.

Once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, Ian and Kristen started to hibermate.

by icwish November 8, 2009