sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.

person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd

by luggie April 8, 2010

Courtney Haynes

A wonderful beatiful creation that God put on this earth

Courtney Haynes went to the mall yesterday.

by maleleader112 January 11, 2011

jarryd hayne

Jarryd Hayne has always dreampt of becoming a professional clitoris wrestler

Jarryd Hayne bit ones clitoris off.

Hey baby, you wanna hayne plane me?

by Sirbuyukyarrak November 22, 2018

Skye Croissant Haynes

Skye Croissant Haynes is the biggest bottom imaginable, there is no top involved with them. A Skye croissant Haynes is also a raging bisexual who is in denial

“Make me”

“Oh my gosh you’re such a Skye Croissant Haynes”

by Veronica Jake April 1, 2021

cornell haynes,jr.

the real name of the rapper nelly.
nelly

boy 1: nelly's song grillz is so buff man!
Boy 2: you know his real name is cornell haynes,jr.
boy 1: who cares!?
boy 2:real fans.*rollz eyes*

by Nastaran April 14, 2006

haynes

The adjective used to describe the coolest kid in the world. Someone who is called this generally gets his/her ass kissed a lot. Someone described as this is best known for setting garbage cans on fire and breaking body parts and going to parties after.

1.Did you see that kid? He broke his knee then went to a party, he was so haynes.
2. when bob marley came on he lit the garbage can on fire, what a haynes

by floridahighschool February 7, 2008

Haynesworthless

(adj.) Used to describe someone who, despite being given lucrative amounts of money and rewards, decides to whine, complain, and "sit on the sidelines due to a so-called injury" while at work, and sometimes not even come in to work, because he/she feels that everything should be about them. Also, despite the money and rewards they are being given to do their job, this person feels that they have no obligation to actually do the job they're paid for.

Guy 1: It's almost time for this meeting to start. Where's Albert?
Guy 2: I heard he wasn't coming to the meeting.
Guy 1: But isn't this meeting mandatory?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he said that the meeting didn't apply to him as an individual.
Guy 1: It's supposed to be about the team. Albert is so haynesworthless.

by BlackBeltBrewerX June 19, 2010