Hurtains

When a mott becomes so hairy, that the resulting long pubic hair looks like dreadlocks and gets a mind of its own, and can open and close like curtains

"A Heifer wearing shorts dropped some coins on the bus, as she bent down to collect her change, I saw her hurtains protruding out either side, I must admit, I still have nightmares from it!"

by git.roeder December 6, 2011

Hurstmere

It is a school full of wannabe road men who wear trousers down to there knees and wear a hoodie and a coat in the summer. The teachers are a pile of shit who like to suck off senior teachers and call support when ever saink goes wrong. The science department get terrorised on another level day in day out Let’s not even talk about Milton if yk yk . It is full of nitty who love a bit of meth coke pills and balloons last yr 11 to leave we’re all thugs who supports Charlton and drink bud light .

Hurstmere is full of nit bags

by Unknown H June 15, 2019

Hurstville

A suburb in the St George region of Southern Sydney. Hurstville is also home to a lot of multi-cultural residents. Also known for its' Westfields shopping centre.

"Yes, there is some great shopping at Hurstville"
"OmG bRo0o LyK LEtz gO DwN huRziiii DiiZ weKEnD!! RoFLL"

by ho792743 October 5, 2006

Becky Hurst

Australian Z-list celebrity. Found in many ABC network shows, generally with minor roles, but boy is she hot.

"who's that chick? i see her everywhere?"
"thats a nobody,'becky hurst' but i'd tap her"
"me too!"

by jackyyyyyyyyy February 25, 2009

the hurst community college

a school filled with chavs and drug dealers, most of them are nice but be careful not to get stabbed as all the basingstoke and tadley kids go there

“oh i wouldn’t send your child to the hurst community college you don’t want them to get shanked”

by gangsh1t November 21, 2019

Hustad

A town in Norway.

The Surname of the greatest family in existence. The Hustad Clan is known for being both good looking and having IQ's above 160. It is also not uncommon for them to be able to drink large quantities of alcohol and not even be buzzed. Hustad's are also the most humble people you will ever meet.

A surfing term for someone that can hang 11. Their 10 toes and long penis.

A term used to describe a viking that can drink all of the Norse Gods under the table.

"Wow, that guy is so incredibly good looking and smart, he must be a Hustad."

"Dude, i was surfing and i was able to do a Hustad for about 30 seconds."

"Look at that Hustad drink, Odin and Thor are already down and Sif is about to pass out."

by Norwasian September 1, 2009

hurst moment

A moment of incredible stupidity

person 1: *looks at a Lana Rhodes photo* she is very ugly

person 2: that's a hurst moment

by lagoom December 25, 2021