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midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.
"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."
by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019
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homeless hurdle

The act of jumping over a homeless gentleman while he lies on a grate and or sidewalk.
Last friday evening was a busy one, i recorded three homeless hurdles walking down chestnut st.
by APerry January 28, 2009
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fart hurdle

The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
Example 1:

Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."

Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013
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one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness
George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners
by ishigatori November 25, 2004
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Turd Hurdle

Anything in ones way along the most direct path between your current location and the nearest toilet when arriving at the privy is a very "time sensitive affair". These obstacles should be lept over with haste and zeal proportional to how severe a turtle head is in progress.
"Dude, Jibba gambled with some Taco Bell and lost, he stiff legged it all the way to his front door, he opened it up and his dog rushed him, his girlfriend started in on him, and his cell phone rang simultaneously. He proved he has mastered the art of the turd hurdle."
by Mr. Blobfish August 6, 2016
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Nerd Hurdle

(nûrd hûr’dl) n., v. -dled, -dling n.

a barrier or blockade of ‘nerdiness’ that an individual not of the nerd persuasion must metaphorically ‘leap’ over in order to enjoy or fully appreciate a given experience or situation.

-v. to successfully overcome a nerd hurdle.
She loves Mel Gibson but the aliens were just too big a Nerd Hurdle for her to really enjoy Signs.
by masterofknowledge April 18, 2010
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Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.
Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.
by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011
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