mike humphreys

A gay lesbian

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one

by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014

Milfy Wolf Huntress

The best nick name for Sarah Palin. Ever.
First used on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

The Milfy Wolf Huntress can see Russia from her house.

by Toppless09 March 8, 2009

huntress

a unit in warcraft 3 that rides on a giant cat and throws glaives that bounce, and can be upgraded to bounce more. also has an ability to lay sentry wards on trees called sentinels, which are owls. they are unarmored and can easily be killed my siege or piercing. they are complained about them because they are strong, but easily countered.

huntresses? then go crypt fiends, grunts and demolishers, riflemen, or hunts but outskill the other huntresses.

by D25 October 16, 2007

Humptyness

1. Noun- same as Humptiness

Peace and Humptyness forever

by gerardiswiggidywack July 25, 2004

The humphreys

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys

by bignan November 27, 2017

Jabba the huttress

Refers to a morbidly obese woman.

#1: Let's go to McDonalds, I am so fucking hungry, dude.

#2: Yo, my nigga, that's a good idea.

#1: Did you see that whale that took my order?

#2: Who, Jabba the Huttress?

by Suke Lkywalker November 17, 2010

Huntress

A female hunter who has 2k+ followers on Instagram. She has very little to no knowledge of hunting and very few to zero animals under her belt. She uses cutesy stripes of camouflage face paint and wears little clothing in her pictures. She's on a half a dozen prostaffs (sales rep positions) but hasn't ever used the products in the field. You can spot a huntress over a legit female hunter because they'll use the term "huntress" in their Instagram handle.

Yeah she seemed like a badass hunter, then I realized she was just a social media huntress!

by Elk_newbie June 16, 2017