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The humpinator try to hump everything in sight
by Kingofdick August 24, 2019
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Der Humpink

A somewhat autobiographical film starring Christoph Waltz that delivers a deep message of how we all need to hump along with one another.
Christoph: (points to telephone) Der humpink! (air humps telephone; telephone proceeds to gain a pink bow on top of it)
by Theexperience13 April 24, 2010
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Humpin'

US Army slang from the Vietnam War, to carry something, particularly a heavy load in adverse or difficult circumstances.
With all the shit we humpin' on patrol, whoever called us light infantry musta had a goddam weird sense o' humour.
Either that or he's some fuckin' REMF who's never been out in the boonies.
by Croatalin November 22, 2013
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deer humping

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse
Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!
by Jdavis116 December 10, 2005
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dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.
"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"
by Lauren Nutsack October 27, 2015
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humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
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gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 January 6, 2008
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