humpalot

Something or someone you really want to hump - a lot - because you like it so much.

That mansion is awesome - it's a humpalot.
or
That guy over there is a humaplot.

by jaime who defined vomitorium August 25, 2005

humpalump

The cousin of the heffalump (a fictional creature from Winnie the Pooh). They are closely related, however they differ in that the humpalump prefers close contact with other humpalumps at all times, where as the heffalump is rather shy and keeps to himself.

Bobby: Mommy, why won't that humpalump get off the other one? What are they doing?

Mom: Oh Bobby, I'd rather you didn't watch that. Go look at the heffalumps. They're much more kid friendly.

by hiiiiiiiieeeeee July 9, 2012

Humpalope

A fish. http://capitalcityweekly.com/stories/111208/community_20081112008.shtml

Monkey that humps boobs and dreams of scooters.

Credit to: Tony
Origin: Usually found in Florida garage or dog house

Humpalope AKA: Sean

by g8trgirl January 16, 2009

humpality

Like a fatality but with humping.

Did you see how she finished that guy off? Look at where her gun is at, hot diggity. That was one sweet humpality.

by Trixie Tang July 14, 2005

Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.

She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."

by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016

Humanality

The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.

To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality

by Owls4ever2005 November 21, 2019

humpalicious

A work for a really good looking girl, somebody you would really like to hump are humpalicious.

Wow she's a bit humpalicious

by Raz Egerton January 12, 2004