humanzee

a hairy primate intermediate species dwelling in the triangle formed by the regions of Karachi, Lahore and Shlong in South Asia.

humanzees walk upright and are covered with course thick black fur that approximates human pubic hair.

"I love my man hairy , my baby daddy so hairy and so fine, he a humanzee!!!!"

by hyder rishad March 6, 2005

humanzee

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush

the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?

by maks March 9, 2004

humaniterrorist

An disingenuous human rights activist who uses a non-governmental organization (NGO) to cloak a pernicious political agenda, while espousing or inciting violence, as well supporting or cooperating with terrorist organizations.

In a June 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert referred to the Gaza Freedom Flotilla as "an armada of humaniterrorists."

by GolM September 16, 2012

humanities

Cultural studies, history, geography, economics, sociology, psycholgy, anthropology, religion studies, philosophy and anything related to this field

Humanities are basically about Man and Society

by HappyHippie January 15, 2007

humantelope

the hyperintelligent human antelope hybrid that was bread in a secret government lab in saskatchewan in the late 1970's, later migrating to the outskirts of the torronto area, continuing to haunt the suburban populus to this day

"he was like a humantelope in the headlights."

by superhumantelope November 1, 2009

humanities

Basically, hell. At many liberal arts colleges/universities, the humanities is a group of classes (including, but not limited to, history, philosophy, and religion). Typically, you are required to take a course from the humanities, and subsequently, feel the immense pain and torture that the humanities so-kindly provides to all the students which must endure it. If you can avoid the humanities, do so, at all costs.

Person 1: Dude, apparently I have to take a course in the humanities...

Person 2: Really? That really blows, man... well, what course are you gonna take?

Person 1: Er...Philosophy 666, the philosophy of hell.

by Ben September 8, 2006

Humanities Faggot Trap

The process of naming a subject or action based on ridiculous motives or arbitrary guidelines.

The idea of Urban Dictionary is a giant Humanities Faggot Trap.

by My roommate is soulless November 23, 2009