hum 

It means “what?“ or “hm?”

“I have to tell you something”
“Hum?”

hum by rustyspoonlol February 6, 2020

Hum 

A noise made when eating large mouthfuls of food, as opposed to the sound 'nom' - the sound for nibbling food.

homer simpson - 'hum hum hum, mm doughnuts'
hum hum hum this pizza is so good.

Hum by dookieiswrong July 14, 2009

Hum 

All-knowing and wise denizen of neowin.net providing good humor, practical advice, and spiritual enlightenment to the World.

I'm lost -- Just ask Hum!

Hum by Chris April 17, 2005

hum 

Another nonsense word used by the Great Laza'rus. He usually says it when he is deep in thought.

hum... Now how can we embezzle that money from KFC?

hum by Lazarus September 11, 2003

Hum 

Horny for cum!

I'm so hum... What the hell does that mean... I'll show you how I can fix it... how???

OH MY GOD!!! YES, RIGHT THERE, THAT'S IT!!!!!! YES DADDY< YES!!!!!!!!!

Hum by THAT"S THE SPOT< YESS February 11, 2019

Hum 

Short for a 'husband bum' or a lazy husband.

My SO is such a bum. He sits all day, watches tv and never helps me out in the house. He is a 'hum'.

Hum by KGR January 14, 2014

hum 

Defintion: Not very good

Background: From a drunken outing where a fat boy said I'm freddy farquar and i hum then fell down a hill and threw up.

Can be used in various contexts:

You hum lots
You're really humming
You hum like ....

etc etc

hum by Freddy Farquar [BUPTISS] April 7, 2004