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Hulking

The cowardly practice of ending

a relationship / situationship by

acting like a dickhead so that

the other person ends relations.
“He turned into a heartless bastard

over night. I think he’s hulking.”
by The Fairy Godfather April 12, 2019
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Extreme Hulking

A challenge requiring two 1 liter bottles of slightly chilled Mountain Dew, and a full bladder. The goal is simple, after inserting 1 bottle per nostril, the participant is required to completely drink both bottles of Mountain Dew through their sinus cavities before they finish urinating. Failure to complete the challenge result in being forced to do Heroin.
I can't wait for the day I can say that I Extreme Hulking so I can stop adding to these track marks.
by UltraGrunion April 29, 2023
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hulking

appearing large and engorged; looming and massive
your hulking cock is most appreciated
by HD Shell August 21, 2004
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Hulking

To lift a girl off the ground while fingering her vaginally, usually on a dancefloor or at a party. Strength required.
"So i was at this club the other night and this girl wanted me to finger her and she was crazy so i totally started hulking her!!! Yeah Bro!"
by beastieboycas October 23, 2012
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hulking

Hulking can be most easily defined as smoking too much marijuana and feeling sick to the point of nausea. A hulk is most commonly found in new smokers who have a lower tolerance and who go overboard, but an occasional hulk has been known to occur in even the most habitual of smokers.

Hulking can most easily occur due to the mixing of alcohol and marijuana or marijuana and tobacco. Mixing marijuana with another substance greatly increases your chance of hulking.

Symptoms: include, but are not limited to: extreme fatigue, nausea, drowsiness, pale to green complexion, and headache.

Fear not, for there are 3 ways to pull out of a hulk:
1. Smoke More
2. Pass Out
3. Vomit

History: The term "hulking" was first coined in Cary, North Carolina when a man had smoked nearly an 1/8th to the face. He turned a greenish-color, thus birthing this useful term.

Now go out, I say to you, and use this term within your own smoking circles, it is a fun way to poke fun at "that guy" who goes overboard and gets sick.
"(Panting)Dude, I'm hulking hard!"
by a wigout informant April 15, 2006
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Hulking

When you go to open a bag of chips or other packaged snack using an outward pulling motion and the package rips open completely. splaying the contents everywhere , not knowing your own strength.
I was really looking forward to eating this bag of Doritos, but my Buddy went to open it up, hulking the thing, the bag exploded, and all the delicious chips hit the floor. No Doritos for me.
by TheDoctorZ August 26, 2017
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She-Hulking

Punching someone in the face while you ride them hard in bed.
Dude: Man I was having sex with Jennifer last night and she She-Hulked me so hard I thought she broke my nose.
Dude 2: Man, She-Hulking is pretty hardcore.
by Jen Walters July 14, 2013
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