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Pornelius Hubert

Pornelius Hubert is the original name of Pornhub. It was named after its creator way back in 1869
Pornelius Hubert founded Pornhub way back in 1869 as a way to share his collection of photos with the world
by rudetabaga July 27, 2020
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Hubert Cumberdale

1. Someone who tastes like soot and poo

2. A finger puppet created by Salad Fingers as an imaginary best friend. He occassionally appears along with Salad Fingers in his dreams/fantasies. In Episode 5, he has apparently been renamed 'Barbara Logan Price'.
1. Hubert Cumberdale, you taste like soot and poo!

2. Well, if it isn't... uhh... Barbara... Logan... Price. I've made you a friend-hat.
by TheEye5000 April 10, 2005
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Hubert

The most amazing person in the world. You will never meet someone like that in your whole life. Take the change, be with him.
I want to be hubert!
by bubu13 February 6, 2010
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Hubert Moszka

The owner of SCPSL. Has a redbull addiction. Does not like pings.
@Hubert Moszka#7777
by ALPHA_sh March 24, 2019
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saint hubert

aka usually known as “hoeberts” is where all the hoes go who get passes around by judge boys
Ava: Did you see Emily is going to Huberts??
Kenzie: No wonder she’s going to saint hubert.
by iamTHATgirleveryonehates September 7, 2021
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The Hubert Epidemic

An epidemic taking the community of patronizing coworkers by storm. It was discovered in the year 2016 by the same man who discovered Hubert's Constant.

Symptoms include and are absolutely not limited to the following:

Affected person(s):
-will suddenly happen to know everything about everything.

-will correct every pointless slip of the tongue or grammar mistake that you noticed but didn't bother to fix due to the lack of importance.

-will usually begin their sentences with either "aaaactually....", "You DO know...", "You DO realize..." or some other cocky, condescending way of trying to educate you about something.
-are incapable of humility.
-are incapable of admitting they do not know something.
-usually come up with shit.
-will use big words they don't understand to sound more photosynthesis.
-will repeat their 'intelligent' remarks until confirmation that somebody heard them. This may take days.

This sickness is especially contagious in children exceeding the age of 18. There is currently no cure but death.
"Hey man! I think I just put a pin in that really annoying thing people do! I call it The Hubert Epidemic!"

"AAACTUALLY, you DO REALIZE that what you REALLY MEANT was PANDEMIC?! EPIDEMIC isn't worldwide! You DO KNOW that RIGHT?!"

"Of course I do"

"WELL THEN I just CAN'T comprehend WHY someone would make SUCH a STUPID mistake."

"... Fuck you man"
by Inevitibility April 28, 2017
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National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him
National kiss hubert day is great
by hubert is cool April 12, 2019
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