horseteeth

big freakin horseteeth

she sucked my dizzick and bit my tip of my dick cleean off the balls with her big fuckin horseteeth

by whorelick October 23, 2007

Housebeater

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"

by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

housemex

How you describe the relationship with your ex-partner, when you continue to live with them after you have broken up.

I live with my housemex, it was a bit awkward to start with but its fine now.

by RKDude January 18, 2022

Houseteraunt

A restaurant in a converted residential house.

Son: Why does the bathroom in this restaurant have a bathtub?
Mom: This is a houseteraunt. Someone bought a house and converted it into a restaurant.

by Vlad the Vandalorian September 18, 2023