Charlotte Hotpocket

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.

Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234

by dcarp April 2, 2011

hot pockets

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.

-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.

by Ricky February 27, 2004

Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

by merpderple October 22, 2014

Hotpocket Party

A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.

If Matt and Frank didn't show up, Jamie's party would have been a total Hotpocket Party!

by MakeAmends March 2, 2009

mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.

Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!

by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010

Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes

Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!

by Emobubbles August 18, 2010

hotpocket pussy

Pussy that smells and looks good but is burning people (stds)

That bitch got that hotpocket pussy

by Bamaboy February 3, 2014