Hotpocket 

Shit in a bag. Have sex with a lady. After sex, slap her in the face with the bag of poop.

Girl 1:"Hey, Why did you and Jeremy break up?"
Girl 2:"We were having sex, then after, instead of snuggling, he hotpocketed me."

Hotpocket by Catie Blalock January 3, 2008

hotpocket 

the act of shiting on a females face than eating the shit off the females face

i hotpocketed on her face last night while we had sex

hotpocket by mario8902 November 16, 2010

hotpocket 

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

hotpocket by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Hotpocket 

An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.

He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.

Hotpocket by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

hotpocket 

someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.

I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.

hotpocket by dyw21 March 4, 2009

hotpocket 

When a guy shits in the girls pussyhole and then proceeds to fucking her.

Buddy #1: "Dude, last night I dared Jake to hotpocket Meghan and he actually did!", "she still smelled when we woke up this morning."

Buddy #2: "She probly liked it, that nasty hoe."

hotpocket by Betsy Baker January 11, 2008

hotpocket 

when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.

yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.

hotpocket by coltonigger May 26, 2007