Hotpocket

An overheated pocket due to an expandable, solar powered microwave found in ones pocket.

Young Daniel suffered from "Hotpocket" when he left his expandable, solar powered microwave in his pocket for much too long.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

hotpockets

A gooey doughy pocket filled with nasty meat cooked in a dirty microwave. Mr. Gaffigan would say one who enjoys one of these delicacies is "either drunk or headin' home to a trailer."

"Are your hotpockets cold in the middle? Yes, they're frozen!"

by Bobby Robert August 6, 2006

hotpocket

Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.

I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.

by chillwinston September 28, 2006

hotpocket

A euphemism for for vagina.

"Oh yeah, Karen! I'd love to take a bite out of that hotpocket"

by Phonk August 15, 2006

hotpocket

A pocket of the hot variety.
A pocket that is hot.

Gosh, Batman, that is one hotpocket you got there.

by TheAllKnowing100 October 21, 2022

hotpocket

the act of shiting on a females face than eating the shit off the females face

i hotpocketed on her face last night while we had sex

by mario8902 November 16, 2010

hotpocket

An involuntary physical reaction generated in one's nether regions having been forced to stand uncomfortably close to an attractive member of the opposite sex in eg. a crowded subway carriage.

"Yes Dear, I know it's an ugly bruise, but I was overcome with hotpocket."

by Anonymous January 21, 2003