Hot Frosty

The sexual act where a man secretly rubs hot sauce, curry, or other zesty concoctions onto his penis before having sex with a single mom/widow in her small hometown during the holiday season, most notably Christmas.

I thought he really cared about me, but after Tito gave me a Hot Frosty I knew it was over.

by Cyber trump November 21, 2024

Hot Frosty

"A hot frosty is when someone who is lactose intolerant drinks a gallon of milk then shits all over their friend's bare ass to the Harlem shake."

I can't believe you're just now finding out that Blippi did the hot frosty on that dude.

by Chromacorn December 27, 2024

Hot Frosty

A sexual act in which a male tosses a hidden snowball at his partner's chest and finishes on top of it.

Oh my god, I gave her such a hot frosty last night, she was so confused why I had a cooler by the bed.

by Seanchristisanson November 14, 2024

Hot Frosty

A sex act involving feces, semen, and festive holiday lights. Commonly described as a male taking three consecutive miniature poops on a lady, stacked like a snowman, then ejaculating a scarf around its neck. The lady then consumes the snowman, while being erotically choked by the male using Christmas string lights, almost half of which are dead.

Dammit, Jenny. We need the Christmas LEDS or it goes from a Hot Frosty to just gross poop and cum!

by HebrewTrix December 3, 2024