Hot Cross Buns

1.Another term for Fire crotch in which a woman or man has red hair in their pubic region.

2.A forest fire of the groin.

Girl: I wonder if Dan has hot cross buns to match that red fro on his head.

Other Girl: Do I even know you?

by KerriKerriCloudFace August 3, 2008

Hot crossed buns

The sexual act of coming on a females ass and then having another female eat it Hence "Hot CROSSED buns"

Jimmy gave lisa hot crossed buns and tina topped it off

by Mikestehlamest February 9, 2010

Hot Cross Buns

When two men fornicate, facing one another, with each man's dick curling past the other and into the anus. (Requires very long penises)

Rob: I don't wanna do you from behind any more, John.
John: Oh ok, lets do hot cross buns instead.
Rob: Sweet.

by Rylegh December 11, 2009

Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.

Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns

mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling

dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies

by Mullins not Muggins March 4, 2006

Hot Crossed Schnitzel

The act of hitting a penis layed out on a flat surface with something heavy, causing immense pain.

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.

by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

Hot-cross bum

Shooting a rope in a cross formation on someone’s ass.

“Mike gave me a hot-cross bum last night”

by Albatt Ross March 17, 2019

chocolate hot cross bun

When semen covers fecal matter post defexation post anal coitus.

She told me she had to shit during climax. So I said "just shit" resulting in a chocolate hot cross bun.

by Rabbit hunter February 1, 2018