Mexican Hot Chocolate

Sex act where after eating a bunch of peppers you take a dump on someone and it's so spicy it burns their chest.

example She said the mexican hot chocolate was so spicy it left red marks on her tits.

by justin timberfake February 5, 2015

Hot chocolate!

Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.

Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!

by Skyehi November 19, 2018

Hot Chocolate Swirl

The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)

Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!

by LOLUDFTW December 17, 2009

Maine Hot Chocolate

When you jizz and shit diarrhea into a cup and serve it to someone.

Oh man! I had Taco Bell last night and I have bad diarrhea. I’m not going to waste this opportunity and jizz and shit in this cup and serve The Maine Hot Chocolate to Jackson.

by sick mo'fo November 10, 2018

Hot Chocolate

One sexy hot brown-skinned girl thats a dime piece.

Thats one hot chocolate!

by Sexy March 3, 2004

hot chocolate mouth

Poop play where surprise diarrhea happens unexpectedly.

My wife and I were setting up for our typical Sunday poop play. I got into position, squatting over her chest, her adoring eyes ready for my steamy receipt. I forgot the hot curry I'd had for lunch and destroyed her hair with my watery emission. Sorry about the hot chocolate mouth!

by The Adam W October 9, 2013

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

by Chillidogman August 26, 2021