Hospital

The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.

by g1224 February 13, 2019

hospital

a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering

doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars
person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital
doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess

by hunter of milfs 69 December 29, 2020

Hospital

One who is too turnt and needs medical attention.

Steve threw up everywhere. He was so hospital last night.

by MuscuLAUR April 5, 2016

Hospital

House of sick people in trama and labor

After reviewing dictionary words on Wikipedia I felt brainwashed and headed to the urban hospital for the antidote .

by Prinntasticart April 14, 2019

Hospital

A weird way to spell extortion.

I walked into a hospital by accident yesterday; had to file for bankruptcy.

by Anon404ffswhydoineedadisplayna July 24, 2019

Hospital

Hospital stands for Home Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labour.

Define Hospital: (2 Person act)

Person 1: I went to the hospital for my check-up and saw sick people, people in labour and people getting rash treatments and then I realized...
Person 2: That Hospital stands for Home Of Sick People Including Treatment And Labour.
Person 1: No, but that's cool, I realized that eye, ear, and feet, doctors have their own separate stores!

The End

by I'mAMonica! June 8, 2021

hospital bike

Similar to the village bike just the hospital edition. This is the work slut that is known from the top floor to bottom floor, but is known best for her work on the gentleman’s floor. If you run into her in the elevator, the code words are “going down?......which floor?” She will show you what floor she’s getting off on.

Everyone needs to ride or use the hospital bike at some point, so from Doctors on down to pharmacy techs, to research study participants, to bed pan boys...they all get a turn to ride the bike.

Hey they always say Doctors know best, well Dr. Sammy told me to try out the hospital bike tonight. I told him that she has a BF and he said.....”hahaha, yeah She tells him she doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Oh she rides, trust me.”

2. Hey has anyone seen the hospital bike, I’m so horny? Check the floor 5 storage room. I saw her crushing on some silver scat daddy earlier up there. That bike Sure gets a lot of use.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019