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Hose Beast

A name for an individual who has an outrages amount of bodily hair, and produces smells from navel regions that can only be likened to that of a beast.
Person A: What is that over there in the bushes? Is it a bear or Bigfoot?
Person B: No it's our brother, Hose Beast, doing some gardening

Hose Beast

typically a Hose Beast is a Beast who is hose
damn did u see her, she was the Beast who is Hose.
Hose Beast by Garrett Wright December 15, 2004

Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.
Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!
Hose Beast by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021

Psycho Hose Beast 

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
Psycho Hose Beast by M J R May 4, 2005

Psycho Hose Beast 

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.

Psycho Hose Beast 

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World