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hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.
See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.
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hose beast

Human female that can't get enough cock.
"She's a real hose beast". From the film "The Wild Life" (1984).
by John H. Gamez April 20, 2006
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hose beast

In short, someone (usually female) who is generally unpleasant to be around. Basically the female equivalent of bastard.
Oh God, I HATE Christy. She's suh a fucking hose beast to everyone.
by Phoenix October 10, 2003
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Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
by M J R May 4, 2005
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Psycho Hose Beast

A person who is so needy they create a force akin to gravity, that pulls everyone's attention, energy, and cash into their gaping maw.

Being a hose, such as "beer hose", means one who sucks with reckless abandon.
Do not invite Sarah to the party. She is a psycho hose beast who will talk about herself ceaselessly, drink all the beer, and force you to buy her things.
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Psycho Hose Beast

an ultra-clingy, crazy-ass, delusional-and/or-pathological bitch that wont accept reality, perhaps an old flame who doesnt know of her old status or someone who thinks you like them
"Don't look...Stacey at 8 o'clock."
-"Oh jeez, psycho hose beast alert!"

-Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World
by Ethan Stark July 29, 2008
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Psycho Hose Beast

An OTT, possesive, obssesive and paranoid girlfriend or ex-girlfriend.
by Bewesy December 11, 2003
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