by PonyUp42303 September 06, 2017
verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.
I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing.
by David Savino September 19, 2007
A hoses is a friend who consoles you after a serious breakup or divorce. This friend will lead you back into the world of being a hoe, much like Moses led his people to the promise land.
Courtney: What am I supposed to do about my life now?
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now
Amber: Don't worry girl, I'm going to be your hoses now
by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022
the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.
by C March 16, 2005
to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.
by Tony April 04, 2005
Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.
by babaloulou May 22, 2004