horstort

The study of past events, particularly in human affairs.

“My favorite subject in school is Horstort.”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

horstort

To remove water from a horse by twisting or wringing it out.

“Arnold was trotting in the rain. SO, I gave him the ole’ horstort!”

by nasty john July 21, 2023

Holsworthian

An extremely backward-looking individual that resides in the shit-hole town of Holworthy, or one of its neighboring crappy villages or hamlets. when spoken to, a Holsworthian will usually respond with some nonsense often in a strange accent only unique to this part of the world. A Holsworthian's distinct features include the appearance of bad personal hygiene, wearing the same clothes every day, and straw in their hair. A Holsworthian is usually married to one of its close relatives, i.e. a sister, brother, cousin, aunt, or even a farm animal.

Bob: Hey, look at that Holsworthian... Jane: My goodness, what in the name of...

by rogue-agent January 19, 2023