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Ned Holness

Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."

Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.

Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.

Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.
I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.

Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.

Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.
by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007
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Something that is young and fresh, usually dealing with the physical makeup of a human being. The opposite of old and busted.
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The alias name for the NBA's New Orleans Hornets. Most critics and fans have come to terms that the front office for the team will not surround Chris Paul with talented players to compete in the Western Conference.
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Direct speech, straightforward approach in regards to sex and longing.
This term is a mix of horny and honest
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An individuals attractiveness changes due to the circumstance they are in. A change in a 1-10 scale rating often occurs. Applies for both women and men.
1) Becky is a 7 in the real world, but is the most attractive at the office. Due to circumstantial hotness, many of her male co-workers believe she is easily a 9 out of 10.

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3) Cassandra is normally an 8 on a 1 to 10 scale and is normally found to be attractive. Cassandra attends a party with a large group of other women who are much better looking than Cassandra. Cassandra appears to be less attractive, and therefore experiences a decrease in scale rating by the men at the party, and thus less guys try to be with her that night. This is circumstantial hotness.
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A harness or leash for toddlers or unruly little tykes that a parent puts on the child while on outtings or shopping events to prevent the youngsters from becoming lost or getting into mischief.
Nancy's little brat goes wild when she takes him to the mall so she has to put a sillyboy harness on him to keep from having to chase him all over the place while she shops.
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Marble Hornets

A rock thrown at the general testicular region.
"Yo, you see Tim got hit with marble hornets in entry 35?!"-Jay
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