hornsnoggle

the act of sticking your penis up your sleeping friend's nostril.

I hornsnoggled Tim after he passed out last night.

by Skott S July 14, 2007

hornswoggle

hornswoggle to trick or cheat

that filthy bitch hornswoggled me!!

by kc October 1, 2003

Hornswoggle

One of the reasons why WWE sucks too much today. It's too fucking Kid friendly with their juvenile gimmicks like Boogeyman, Hornswoggle, and Kizarny, plus juvenile Nikolodeon phrases like JBL is Poopy. Real men say SHIT, not POOP.

WWE and Hornswoggle could go straight to hell. I hate Sports Entertainment, I love Professional wrestling. If you watch an episode of RAW or SD you probably get a half hour of actual wrestling per show, and the rest is just bullshit promos and segments. I want a little drama surrounding a wrestling show, not a little wrestling surrounding a drama show

by ROH and TNA 4 Life March 15, 2009

horndoggles

When someone looks REALLY good to you largely because you're feelin' extra-specially ornery. Similar to beer googles, but without the excuse of being drunk afterwards.

Why did Rob hook up with that fugly chick? Been a while, so he had his horndoggles on.

by chris rue May 18, 2009

Hornswoggle

1)Leprechaun
2) Crazy midget
3) WWE superstar

Hornswoggle loves the Lucky Charms.
Here comes Hornswoggle!

by Man-Bear October 5, 2007

hornswoggled

to recieve unfortunate oral copulation

This broad had braces AND epilepsy, I got hornswoggled big time.

by Thunder Milk April 11, 2003

hornswoggled

Tightly restrained; secured, unable to move. Barely able to wiggle.

Well, I'll be hogtied and hornswoggled!
Obviously refers to cowboys roping and throwing calfs or cows, securing the rope to the saddle horn (hornswoggled)and tying three of their legs together with the 'pigging string'.

by D. Learned February 2, 2004