maximum hornage

The ultimate amount of hornage.

Those dirty, fucking hackers in the Irish bar achieved maximum hornage, which made us leave.

by trolololololololololololololo October 27, 2010

hornage

A rage of hornyness or arousal.

Dude, have you seen that new girl Michelle? Major Hornage

by lvly_eyes November 11, 2010

Hornage

informative signage displayed on construction site hoardings

Oh no, a passer-by accidentally walked into the end of our hoarding. We should consider displaying warning hornage.

by Henri la cont October 27, 2011

hornado

An intense act of sexual behavior or attitude usually committed after a long period of abstinence.

After many months of taking care of loved ones she looked at me as if she was a raging hornado.

After a long night at the local establishment, she goes home and acts like a hornado.

by TeacherH May 19, 2014

Keith Hernadez

1). Possibly the worst commentator in the history of televison. He makes John Madden look like William Shakespeare and the border patrol look competent. He is a sexist, and did a hell of a lot of cocaine back during his ball playing days.
2). The inventor of the mustache ride.
3). The biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer

1). Guy: Who did they get to announce the World Series of Baseball this year?
Girl: John Madden and Keith Hernadez
Guy: Well, I'm going to jam a pencil in my ear then. See you later.
2). Keith Hernadez loves giving Mustache rides to Ron Jeremy.
3). "Keith Hernadez, you are the biggest ass bandit, cock bag, douchebag, o'fey the world has to offer" -The parents of Keith Hernadez.

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

hornydextrious

Horny and capable

Becky is horny and capable she is Hornydextrious

by Mitbec October 18, 2020

horñado

Basically being horny. Same thing as Demon time but the Spanish slang version .

Selena got me on horñado vibes whenever she wearing a biker shorts and a crop top

by Suavecito_Rico November 29, 2022