horizontal

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."

by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

horizontal

Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.

"You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"

by murtin December 1, 2006

Horizontal

The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.

"Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan

by Coconut Tentacle Monster December 8, 2018

Horizontalism

The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.

Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.

by jrc1197 April 16, 2019

horizontalism

the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society

akin to anarchism

implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!

She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!

Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.

by phlegmy August 6, 2011

horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009

Horizontal

An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.

That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.

by WordzGuy April 20, 2011