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"you wanna grab some hooskers"
by yardog October 3, 2008
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Hoosker Doo

The act of leaving a self-checkout stand in a store with out paying.
After the people in front of me completed their transaction and I stepped up to the self check-out kiosk I noticed that the choose payment method was still on the screen. It was then I realized that the previous customers has just pulled a hoosker doo.
by Mntnbikr September 8, 2012
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Hoosker

A hyperactive, spastic fellow that has schizo-effective disorder and a janky smile, usually likes loud Chicago rap music and massive amounts of porn. A Hoosker is a great friend for a younger woman, but will be a crazy, good, naughty, complex,and eccentric lover as he ages. To clean a Hoosker a shared bath must be taken otherwise he might take a “bird-bath” once every 5-9 days. Usually has long blond hair worn in dreads or just curls. Origin usually Hungary. Mumbles a lot.
That mumbling Hoosker just ran last me wearing a pink flamingo and headed “that’s where she sleeps” what does that even mean??
by Unique whirring May 1, 2019
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Hoosker Doo

Euphemism. To be used in conjuction with any-who or any-way.
Any hoosker doo, whats been going on with you bud.
by DEEZNUTSSSSS May 5, 2018
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hooskerdoodle

When someone tries to hack your phone or other devices.
I think he hooskerdoodled my phone because he gets all my texts.
by Map86 October 7, 2023
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