hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

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HoopState

A term referring to the state of North Carolina's dominance in the sport of basketball from the high school to collegiate level.

Examples of schools: North Carolina, Duke, NC State, Wake Forest, Davidson College

Examples of players: Michael Jordan, James Worthy, David Thompson, Chris Paul, John Wall, Stephen Curry

"I swear, the best basketball comes from the Hoopstate"

by beachgalloway February 19, 2019

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hoopty hunch

It is the position that the driver of said automobile assumes because of the adjustment of the seat. In attempt to be cool or hip, the seat back is cranked back to the point where the driver feels he/she has attained cool status. The "hunch" aspect of the description becomes apparent when the vehicle starts to move, because the driver, who can't actually see out at this point has to "hunch" forward to see who might be looking at him/her, or maybe even to drive. This is often compounded by the fact that the driver is, for whatever reason, wearing his/her hood up (inside the car!), and can barely operate the vehicle. Should we call it the moron hunch?

The seventeen year old suburban male is often afflicted with hoopty hunch. If the windows are not tinted, he can be spotted with earrings, and wearing his hat backwards, driving his grandmother's 1991 Coupe De Ville. He longs for the day this baby becomes his and he can put 20" wheels on it. But, for now, the seat adjustment is the only grandmother approved modification.

by Magic Carpet March 8, 2009

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Hoopty Heaven

1. A ghetto car lot in Cincinnati Ohio.

2. The place that all hooptys eventually end up, a junk yard.

1.Person 1: Yo, did you see that car wit' the 22s lastnight?
Person 2: Yell yeah, the one at Hoopty Heaven?

2. Person 1: Yeah my can stopped running last week so I had to take it to the Hoopty Heaven.
Person 2: Damn, how much did they give you for it?

by raylinsxe January 15, 2009

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