Hookernaut

The hooker of all hookers. This scandalous scrunt may be in a serious relationship while mindfucking her boytoy on the side as well as bonking random men in weekly intervals.

Oh shit, is that the Hookernaut? Nancy?

by darrenjb March 2, 2007

Hookerpotamus

A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.

A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?

B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!

A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.

by lerpaderpaderpityderp June 18, 2011

hookerated

When something acts as a hooker does. Going down, walking the streets, etc

Damn, MSN is hookerated AGAIN! We should all move to JABBER, it's the NU HAWTNESS!

by The_Tick March 30, 2005

hookerbot

n.- a MySpace bot that typically uses a risqué profile picture designed to spam friend request and messages to random users, often for advertising purposes
Origins:loosely referencing Hookerbot 5000 from the TV show "Futurama"

I have to deny at least 3 hookerbots everyday from my MySpace.

by Rinerdar August 7, 2007

hookeritch

The result of a hooker picking up the wrong trick and getting crabs or any other STD that may cause an itching, burning, or general feeling of discomfort.

That crackhead gave me the hookeritch.

by 2A 3K April 6, 2008

Hookertary

An administrative assistant who is employed for reasons not related to his/her clerical or professional skills.

OMG Did you see what the hookertary is wearing today? Is it pole dancing Friday again?

by Echination January 14, 2015

Hookerboy

Someone (a male) that frequents hookers a lot, and generally doesn’t get laid without paying for sex.

Jasmine: Should I date Switcher?
Trestilo: No, he is a hookerboy, you won’t be a good fit.

by SwitcherEth September 24, 2023