hoogadoog

a tiny little man with a long beard that hides in beds and likes to crop a feel.

"haha, stop tickling me"
"dude, i'm over here, must be the hoogadoogs. you know, some call 'em rapists"

by Sandra Buttwiggle October 18, 2008

hoobajoob

A synonym for thingamajig, whatchamacallit, ka-jigger; used when the name of an object is unknown.

He was using some kind of hoobajoob to get the job done faster.

by Ian Grice December 10, 2008

hoobajoo

hu-ba-ju. NOUN. 1. A Person who has the keen ability to save money, time and/or effort by manipulating (mostly incorrrectly) machinery, people and work. 2. Cheapskate 3. Jerry-rigger 4.Unpleasant Person . Other Forms verb Hoobajooing Hoobajooed, adv Hoobajooly,

"He was supposed to replace the part on the car, instead he hoobajooed it together with glue and fishing line"

"She never bought a good one she just keept hoobajooing the old one back to life"

"That guy would charge different prices for the same thing, he was a real hoobajoo"

"The factory hoobajooly ran the wires close to the flame so they could melt"

by John Rogosich September 8, 2008

Hookadoo

Pot

Holly: Wanna go smoke some Hookadoo?

Lizy: Sure.

by anonymouskittykittylicklick47 September 20, 2010

hoobjaboobawhatnow

1. A term used on forums to describe something that hasn't been done.

2. An exclamation of surprise.

Oh, there isn't a definition for "slopcunt"! Hoobjaboobawhatnow???

by RandomizeR07 October 4, 2006

hoopajoob

A general reference to large, ungainly objects (typically high tech machinery) that is often implanted up the colo-rectal highways of unsuspecting people, usually males, by aliens of unknown origin and intent.

Often incorrectly referred to as a hoobajoob.

My goodness Walter! What did you eat for lunch? There is a giant hoopajoob sticking out of your ass. Would you like a Rolaids or a Tums?

by Urethra-Franklin December 20, 2006

hoobajoob

A small creature that resembles a gumdrop with tentacles. Hoobaji are native to the planet XX5-Hooba.

Nicole: Hey Paris, have you seen my Hoobajoob?
Paris: Yeah, I kidnapped it and made a sex tape with it.
Nicole: Well, I don't blame you. Once you go gumdrop, you never go back!

by zaa September 4, 2004